surfer dude&redneckcarcrash

“Dude! What’d you do that for?” said the surfer dude. “Whatcha talking bout? I dint do nutin”, said the redneck. “You just crashed into my jeep dude.”said the surfer. “I aint dun no such thing, yous the one who came and crashed right up here into my baby. (meaning his truck). said the redneck.